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belmont girl

This Belmont Girl is not only romantic (hopefully she had a romantic evening alone in the tub)

But she's smart (refering to melted wax directly on the tub)

and sensitive too!

" cleaning it was making me sick from the smell. Sorry. P.S. But I tried :)"

She is certainly a catch.

it's sad...

...But I think I am going private. Ugh, it pains me to even say it.

So, if you view my blog and I don't know you, that's ok. Leave a comment so I can verify you aren't a psycho and I will invite you. No problem there.

Come out of the wood work. Don't be shy. Trust me, I want to be popular...so let me know who is reading my nonsense.

If you don't want to leave your email in a comment then you can email me here:

glam.lindsee@gmail.com

Thanks!

tyler's twenty-five!

Doesn't he look intense about his birthday cake?

We ate lunch at Tucano's, thanks to a generous gift card given to us at Christmas ;). That's where I saw sushi at the salad bar, got brave, tried it, couldn't chew fast enough, dry heaving, gagging, and coughing. Let's just say I got my curiosity out of my system. And yes, I do realize there is better sushi out there than that...I am still not interested.

Then we just hung out and enjoyed each other's company. That's really all we could do because our tummies were so full. And then we invited some of Tyler's friends over to celebrate and eat cake!

And yes, I made sure there were 25 candles. It was a little smokey for a while, but totally worth it. We played a fun little game too, thanks to Chad and Rachel's recommendation. Basically, someone thinks of a questions and everyone answers anonymously, then you try to guess who said what. Here is a little taste of the fun we had.

Question: If Mini-Me starred in a movie, what would the title be?

1. Little Big Man

2. Sho'ty Down Under

3. Mini-Me and Me

4. National Lampoons North Pole Extravaganza

5. Half-Pint Pimp

Then baby Henry had to get his diaper changed. It was a dozy. Not to mention we are all crammed in a tiny living room, aka, no where to escape the odor. I was laughing so hard tears came. Every time I would stop laughing, I would immediately gag. I think laughing might be the remedy to my gag reflex. Whoo. That made like 8 full out gags that day. Wow.

Yeah, it was an awesome day. Oh, and just for kicks, what's your favorite title? Mine is number 5.

Overall, Tyler had a splendid birthday! He's my favorite.

i would use the word "tag"...

...but the person who "tagged" me hates that word and listed it as one of her 25 things...so I guess I will just say, uh, someone requested me to list 25 things about myself.

1

I LOVE pickles. So much in fact that I think it grosses Tyler out a little. But, I hate them on burgers, unless it's from Pete's, then it's good.

2

I get really sad and mopey when the littlest thing is wrong with my health.

3

Whenever I am driving and the person in front of me does something that could have caused an accident, I get mad, honk, throw my hands up and look at them like they are the biggest idiot I have ever seen...and then feel really bad immediately.

4

I can't hate people, no matter what they have done. I've tried and failed.

5

I learned recently that I don't type correctly, but I am still fast so I don't care. At least that's what I tell myself.

6

I don't do things I am not good at. Bowling, won't go. Sports, nope. It's something I need to get over. Pretty prideful of me.

7

My emotions are tied 100% to my stomach. If I am stressed, or someone is mad at me, or if I am mad, I get nauseated and can't eat at all.

8

I like clean dogs, but I never want one myself. None of them could compare to Roady anyway.

9

My favorite number is 9. I like it.

10

If I were an Indian, my name would be Square Toe

11

I was in 3 car accidents in a 4 year time period. None were my fault and I couldn't prevent any of them. Two involved uninsured people. I get headaches now. For a year after my last one, when I would see something that could create an accident, I would follow it out in my mind. Sick.

12

I want to be a Calligrapher. But I don't do anything about it.

13

I don't like getting wet. The only time getting wet sounds fun is if I am cold and the water is hot.

14

TV Shows I am addicted to: What Not To Wear, The Office, Good Eats, John and Kate Plus 8. Two that keep me cool, and two that make me old/nerdy.

15

I have always wanted a pencil skirt and have never owned one (a decent one anyway).

16

I hate having to use my upper body strength. Wait. What upper body strength? Ha.

17

In the past 2 weeks I have began to hate left overs. It's sad.

18

I eat a Jr Cheeseburger from Wendy's or a burrito from Taco Bell for lunch almost everyday. Yuck.

19

I have learned that the only way to get friends is to be one. You can't wait for people to take initiative. It will almost never happen. Since I have learned this, I love RS so much more now. And I am happier.

20

My mom is the best decorator I know. Her house is my favorite place to be. No corner goes neglected. I miss seeing it more often.

21

I love to go to restaurants. Everything about it. It's my favorite past time.

22

I hardly ever listen to music anymore. Shocking, I know. I think it's because I am never alone. I have never been comfortable listening to whatever I want in front of other people, unless it's my mom, or Kim, Kelli or Jill (because they love the same dorky stuff I do). But when I listen to it, it makes me really happy.

23

I can't wake up in the morning. Really. Can't.

24

25 is a lot

25

I have man-like taste when it comes to food. Wings, red meat, burgers, hot dogs...mmm

It's finally over. If you made it through that, good job.

ziggy

Made from the Ziggy pattern on the Ravelry Website,

I present to you a gift for baby Olive Jones,

Hence the "Olive You". I just had to.

And Auburn, I am assuming you have received the package by now. If not, I am sorry you had to see it for the first time over a blog. I just couldn't wait anymore! She's too cute!

And I am glad this knitted project didn't involve having to be worn by someone. Self portraits are not my thing.

what's new

It has come to my attention that Belmont is boring when it's not bikini season. It has also come to my attention that 75% of my blog posts are about Belmont.

In other words, sorry for the recent lameness of my blog. I am working on creating drama here at the office to provide you all with some entertainment. So far, no luck.

Um, I did start another blog. It's mostly to organize my own life and make sure I make dinner every night to save us money. Basically, I figure if I commit to the blog world to provide dinner, I must. It's called "cooking while poor", since that's my life right now. Easy and yummy stuff that won't disappoint and won't break the bank either.

My house is clean. After being gone over Christmas and getting sick for nearly 2 weeks then having a fiesta to throw, I finally found a free Saturday to clean the casa. I am happy.

My cousin is getting married. Yay! I am super thrilled for her. They are perfect for each other. Bravo. Which also means I get to visit AZ sometime soon. A plus, for sure.

The puppies are for sale now. They are darling. I wish I could see them in person.

Uhh...it snowed again. It's cold. Thank goodness for underground parking, minus the fact that water drips through the ceiling and it feels like an ice box...that's basically what it is.

The job is still slow. Cleaning Inspections start next week again, so I am sure I will have some lovely things to share soon. Stay tuned, y'all.

ear warmers

Made so that facing cleaning inspections next month in the snow will be bearable.

My ears get cold.

P.S. Also available for custom ordering through my Etsy shop. Aw, yeah.

it was a fiesta

After our Christmas Candyland Ward Party, we thought we were off the hook 'til the summer. Then we were asked to throw a Fiesta in January. I refused to allow myself to stress. And it was a hit.

Aside from the Burrito Buffet, the highlight was the Mexican Hat Dance. It went a little something like this:

I ask the bishopric to please come up to the front. Brother Parrot wasn't there that night, lucky him. Bishop and his Second Counselor were nervous, as they should have been.

I told them they would be having a friendly competition for the best Mexican Hat Dancer. We gave bishop a sombrero, and Brother Partridge a kid's size sombrero. Turned the music on and said "Go!". They both looked at me and said something like, "Now?". You better believe it!

It became a dual, which was better than I could have imagined. Bishop threw his hat down and did a little jig, Bro P did a round-off over the sombrero, Bishop danced with his daughter and somehow it ended with them in unison taking a bow. It was perfect. Although, Bro P said if we let him go one round more he would have done the human worm...we might just give him that opportunity at the next party.

Da da da, da da da, da da da da..



da da da, da da da, da da da da..



da da da, da da da, da da da da..




da da da, da da da, da da da!!

Then there were authentic pinatas with authentic mexican candy, some of which I wish I could have watched people eat. Chili powder and strawberry should never be a combo.

I think it's safe to say the kids had fun.

We were proud.


And it's easy sailing 'til the summer, for reals this time.

spring beret

This was originally supposed to be a gift for someone else...

but I was struggling with new techniques and circular needles. My deadline wasn't met.
So now it's mine.

"Raspberry Beret...the kind you find at a second hand store..."

Bonus points if you can name the singer of that song, and double if you can finish the chorus.

Except mine's not raspberry, it's "old leaf".

This is the first thing I have ever knit for myself. Yay for me!

feel the love

Just an example of how much Belmont Tenants love us:

Wendy sells her contract to Sally beginning in January. Wendy moves somewhere else. Sally backs out last minute. We call Wendy to inform her. Here is Wendy's voice message:

" Hi! You've reached Wendy! Please leave a message!... And if this is Belmont
calling, I sold my contract so there is no need for you to leave a message."

Really? We called back twice and put it on speaker phone.

Wendy really doesn't like us. She even took the time to re-record her voice message to let us know that she is through with us. We left a message.

boring cities

Forbes Magazine did an article on the 10 most boring cities in America. They based the criteria on national news attention. And guess who made the cut? Chandler, Gilbert and Mesa. I guess that's a good thing that we aren't making headlines.

Here is a little slide show the web-site offers to the world along with pictures. A glimpse into these peaceful cities:

Chandler, Ariz.
Population: 246,399

Chandler is one of a half-dozen small- to mid-sized cities nearly forgotten in the Phoenix sprawl. Arizona's Maricopa County has twice the population of Manhattan, but the differences among its communities are virtually unknown to a national audience.

What pretty palm trees, big blue sky and so clean looking.

Gilbert, Ariz.
Population: 207,550

Another town forgotten in the Phoenix sprawl. Gilbert has grown rapidly in recent years, almost doubling since 2000, when the population was only 116,000. Even the government hasn't quite caught up yet--Gilbert is still incorporated as a town rather than a city.

Oh, the cookie cutter homes of Gilbert. Once again, clean and organized.

Mesa, Ariz.
Population: 452,933

Considering it's the 38th largest city in the country, Mesa doesn't appear often in the national media. Many of the residents are oriented toward Phoenix which, as a key hub of Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign, appeared in stories far more often this year. When Mesa was featured, it was usually in stories about the housing bubble that hit the Southwest.

... uh...is this where I grew up? ...I thought this view was only on Broadway...Has Mesa as a whole changed this much since I have been gone? Where's the Mesa Arts Center? Down Town? Pretty Historical District? Shopping centers? Traffic? Jack In the Box? We even have an IN-N-OUT! What about Red Mountain? That's pretty. Or our nice freeways? Are they implying something? If what they are implying is true...woudn't we be on national news more often?... I am confused...(sigh)...

geezer day at the theater

Over the break Tyler and I went to a 2:00 showing of Australia. LOVED it. Seriously. What was my favorite part? Having the theater packed to the brim with senior citizens. Honestly, we were the only people in the theater under the age of 60. It smelled like sweet elderly perfume, which is better than a mix of nachos and popcorn. I overheard some women behind me discussing their golf swings and how they have reached a stopping point in their progression. Lot's of potty breaks and a leisurely exit after the movie. When the lights came back on, Tyler and I looked at each other and laughed. It was amazing.

Back to the movie--I want to watch it again. I loved everything about it, except when Nicole Kidman snaps a whip in front of the bad guys face. Could have done without that cheesy display of feminine rights. It's like in Pirate's of the Carribean when Elizabeth becomes a King or whatever and it goes to her head. Annoying.

I thought we got through the whole movie without seeing the magic man's butt. I spoke too soon.

I recomend it.

new year's tradition

On New Years Day we all gather at Granny's house and partake of a delicious meal consisting of cabbage for wealth and black eye peas for health among other things. I didn't eat too much of the black eye peas or cabbage because there was steak and other yummy things.

On January 2nd Tyler and I headed back to Utah. While traveling on the road, I discovered that I had a UTI. Lovely. We barely make it to Provo in time to see the doctor and get some meds. As many of you know, UTI's get worse at a quickening pace. I knew I needed medication that same day or I would be even more miserable the next.



I showed up at the doc's office at 4:35 pm, 5 minutes after they said I could still be treated. They still helped me but it was very quick and almost snobbish. They tested me and sent me home with a prescription, no questions asked at all. We get the medicine and go home.



I wake up the next morning with a sore throat. By the end of the night, I was experiencing fatigue, sore throat, congestion, and a fever on top of not feeling any improvement with my UTI. We read the medication they gave us and it said if you experience sore throat, fever, etc. to consult a physician immediately. So at 10 pm on a Saturday night Tyler and I drove to Instacare.



Turns out the doctor gave me medication for a yeast infection. It can take away UTI's if the UTI was cased by a yeast infection, but I never had one of those. I was so mad. I went more than 24 hours with the wrong medicine and had to spend double what I would have spent had the stupid doctor actually gave me the correct prescription. By this point the doctor said my infection was "out of the barn". Great. They said my sore throat must just be a cold. It's going around and my dad had the same symptoms as me, just 10 times milder and he was better after a couple days.



I get put on the right meds. Yay.



I have a fever the next 2 or 3 nights. I can't go to work and I already missed 2 weeks over Christmas.



Now it's been a week and four days since I have obtained this cold. I still get tired, I still have a cough, I still can't breath through my nose very well, my house is still dirty because I don't have the energy to clean it, my stomach is sore from coughing, my nose is sore from wiping, and we are poorer than we should be because of my leave of absence at work.



I have learned my lesson. Next year I am eating more black eye peas and cabbage.

**this isn't a sympathy post...it's just to confirm my superstition about food on new years.

just in case you were serious

In the past when I have posted something I have knit, I got a few comments implying people might want me to make them one.

I would be more than happy to knit something for friends. Especially now that Christmas is over and my deadlines are practically gone. I would just want materials covered is all.

You can email me here if you want something:

lindseejo@gmail.com

We can work something out.

If you were just kidding when you said "I want one!"...I am offended :) Not really.